I hate cats. Maybe not your cat in particular, but I hate cats. An unknown number of cats peed on our scooter. PEED ON OUR SCOOTER! Not only our scooter but our scooter cover (which is now in the garbage). Our scooter however is not in the garbage. Our scooter had such a thick coat of feline urine that it not only penetrated my pants and my underwear but it reached the skin on my...well let's just not go there. And this was only from sitting on it for 30 seconds to start it.
So as I said before. I HATE CATS!
PS If you own a stinkin' cat or a peeing one you better keep it away from me. This is not a threat, but for informational purposes only. No cat has been harmed in the making of this post...yet....
"Your cat better not ruin my scooter!"
5 comments:
Ooooohhhhh yuk!Your description alone was horrible, but the knowledge that you are allergic to cats makes this offense really bad!I am sorry for you. Sounds like both of you were having a bad day!
Was it by any chance a bald-headed cat? Mwahaha!
Cliftman... You made our day! Amen! And NO, we do not have a cat. Scooter power! - Matt
This is a particularly funny post for us, since we just gave our cat up for adoption for peeing all over our mattress (about 15 times was the last count, lest any animal lover read this and think our reaction was harsh and impatient). So, I guess it's a good thing that we no longer own a stinkin' peeing cat so you can come and visit us someday ;)
My wife neglected to mention that as of this post we do however, continue to own a stinking, peeing baby.
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