Sunday, February 8, 2009

What does this picture say about...?

So Heidi and I were on a "we need something sweet kick" and noticed something that made our evening. Yes, we are both easily amused...but back to the point. There was something wrong with this picture of the donut racks at Wal-Mart in Shreveport, Louisiana. The shape of that brownie is not a triangle, it is in fact a rectangle (this was confirmed on Wikipedia).
At first we thought that they just have the label there for either brownies OR triangles and just had brownies there that day. But after dedicated efforts to ascertain the facts, we have never seen triangles there. Not that we know what a triangle donut is since we have never seen one, but we do know what a brownie is and have eaten many so we are somewhat experts on brownies. Some may even say Heidi has a "Brownie Obsession"...
So you be the judge as to what this picture says about_______.
****Disclaimer, the editor has censored the conclusions of this post as she thinks they are too demeaning to the various groups (wal-mart, educational system in Louisiana, bakers, people who put up labels for donut racks) involved in this sensitive matter.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

I HATE Cats!

I hate cats. Maybe not your cat in particular, but I hate cats. An unknown number of cats peed on our scooter. PEED ON OUR SCOOTER! Not only our scooter but our scooter cover (which is now in the garbage). Our scooter however is not in the garbage. Our scooter had such a thick coat of feline urine that it not only penetrated my pants and my underwear but it reached the skin on my...well let's just not go there. And this was only from sitting on it for 30 seconds to start it.
So as I said before. I HATE CATS!

PS If you own a stinkin' cat or a peeing one you better keep it away from me. This is not a threat, but for informational purposes only. No cat has been harmed in the making of this post...yet....

"Your cat better not ruin my scooter!"